Thursday, May 21, 2009

Sri Lanka War is Over-Sri Lanka is free from terror

History of the Internet

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Future of personal health concept





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History of the Internet

Futer of technology

Monday, May 11, 2009

Son said the father threatened (Bete ne di baap ko dhamki)

Son said the father threatened (Bete ne di baap ko dhamki)


Saturday, May 9, 2009

Amezing Videos bunch,s

This is a chair not a magic




The king of hunter





It is origional not a fake



Eye out tear is heard here, but is something else
(ankh se aansu niklte hai suna hai lkin yahan to kuchh or hi hai)




Look at this man



(nak se dhaga nikalna suna hoga ye janab snake
nikaalte hai)




Hostility to the king of the jungle
(jangal ke raja se dusmani)





Poor king of hunter



Jab apne hi ban jaye dusman


Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Poor Eagle

Monday, May 4, 2009

Funny jokes

Funny jokes
Posted by Navneet RAJPUT on Saturday, April 4, 2009


Hasna mana hai thoda bahut chalega
(1)
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and

chicken with him.
Somebody stops him and asks, kya hai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?
Sardarji replies, Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun
(2)
Sardar talking on cell.
2nd Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho.
1st Sardar : Biwi se…
2nd Sardar : Itne… Pyaar se?
1st Sardar : Tumhari hai…
(3)
sardar : aj maine apni class main sub se pyari larki phansa li..
frnd : wo kaisey ?
saradr : class lagi thi ..maine kaghaz ka jahaz bana ke
phainka. jahaza teacher ke pass chala gaya.
us ne ghusey se pocha yeh kis ne phainka ?
maine us larki ka naam lay liya Phans gaye Bichari
(4)
Raat 3 baje santa apni wife ko jor se dhakka dene laga
Wife: Kya hua ?
Santa : Tum Nind ki Goli lena bhul Gayi !
(5)
WIFE:- Suniyeji Aapka Dost Galat Ladki Se Shadi Kar
Raha Hai, Aap use Rokte Kyu nahi ?

Husband :- Mein use kyu roku? usne muje roka tha kya ?

Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.
Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?
Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”

Love b4 Marriage*
Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe…

*Love after Marriage*
“baghairta”…Aj tu nahe ya me nahe

Song in different languages

HINDI:

A Kya Bolti Tu ?
A Kya Mai Bolu ?
Sun
Suna
Ati Kya Khandala ?
Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ?
Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya

URDU

AAP KUCH BOLEIN?
HUM KYA BOLEIN??
MULAIZA FARMAYEIN
IRSHAD
TASHREEF LAYEINGI KHANDALA?
KYA KAREIN HUM KHANDALA TASHREEF LAAKE??
ARRE GHOOMEINGE, NAACHEINGE, NAGMEIN SUNAYEINGE, TAFREE KAREINGE OR
KYA!!


ENGLISH:

Aye what do you say?
Aye what should I say?
Listen.
Speak on.
Coming to khandala?
What should I do, coming to khandala?
We’ll roam, we’ll loaf, we’ll sing, we’ll dance we”ll
freak, baby,what else?

SANSKRIT :

This is too good
Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi
Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh
Shrinvasi!
Shrunha
Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi
Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh
gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami, maja
karishma, kim karishyam …….

Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
Aankhon Me Sharafat,
Chaal Me Nazakat,
Dil Me Sachai,
Cheray Par Safai,

Isi Liye Tou .
.

.
Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
“BHAI”

Teacher, student and kiss

Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se,
1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi…
BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package hai..

Aagar Raat Ko koi…

Agar raat ko koi Aapke kamre me Aaye,
Tumhare Badan ko chume,
Gaalo ko kiss kare,
toh Romantic maat bano,
.
.
.
.
“MOSPEL” lagao MACHHAR BHAGAO…


Santa apni biwi k office gaya
to usne dekha k uski biwi
boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.

Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna
jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.

When girls wear tight fittings

UNIVERSAL TRUTH :

When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable

Nor

Boys are comfortable…. !!


Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh,
Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh…;):D:D


Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

AAj ke friends I TELL U

AAj ke friends I TELL U,
Kitne busy WHAT DO U DO,
Koi mujhe bole I MISS U,
Koi mujhe bole NO TIME 4 U,
Kash koi mujh se kahy

oh my dost/ i am just free 4 u


Moral of the movie Ghajini…

Whenever going to meet your girlfriend
Make sure u have your cell phone..
n
when u r in deep trouble
keep your cell phone silent…



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